{"id":215,"date":"2005-02-19T22:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-19T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/culture\/music\/bottle_in_front_of_me.html"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T05:00:00","slug":"bottle_in_front_of_me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/2005\/02\/19\/bottle_in_front_of_me","title":{"rendered":"Rather have a bottle in front of me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomwaits.com\">Tom Waits<\/a> is featured on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanroutes.org\/thisweek.html\">this week<\/a>&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanroutes.org\">American Routes<\/a> public radio music show (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amroutes.com\/programs\/shows\/20050216.html\">archived here<\/a> &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amroutes.com\/ram\/AR_0507TWaits.ram\">real audio link<\/a>). There&#8217;s a great interchange where you can&#8217;t tell if Waits is totally screwing around with the host, or just being himself. <a href=\"\/audio\/tom_waits_lobotomy.ogg\">Here&#8217;s the clip<\/a> (10 second ogg): <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p> Q: I don&#8217;t want to misquote you, but I think I saw you once said something like &#8220;I&#8217;d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.&#8221;<br \/> A: Oh right right right&#8230;<br \/> Q: Very succinct and poetic line.<br \/> &#8230;<br \/> A: Mmm&#8230; Um, I read that on a bathroom wall.<br \/> Q: Oh &#8212; did you really?<br \/> A: Uh huh. Yeah.<br \/> Q: But it strikes me it&#8217;s also somebody that sang that at that time that maybe &#8212; drinking was probably pretty important to you at that point?<br \/> A: Oh, well, I haven&#8217;t had a drink in like fourteen years.<br \/> Q: But&#8230; I&#8230; when you said that, my guess would be that you probably were, unless you were totally playing a character&#8230;<br \/> A: Oh, yeah, I was drinking in those days, yeah, sure.<br \/> Q: Yeah, yeah. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> Apparently, the &#8220;lobotomy&#8221; quote, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotecha.com\/quotes\/quotation_15973.html\">often attributed to Tom Waits<\/a>, is actually written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chiasmus.com\/typesofchiasmus\/phonetic.shtml\">Atlanta physician Randy Hanzlick<\/a>. But it&#8217;s entirely plausible it got to Tom Waits via a bathroom somewhere. I&#8217;d believe it. <\/p>\n<p> <span class=\"smallcaps\">Update:<\/span> a commentor points out that Hanzlick himself actually got the quote from graffiti on a bathroom wall. The plot thickens. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Waits is featured on this week&#8217;s American Routes public radio music show (archived here &#8212; real audio link). There&#8217;s a great interchange where you can&#8217;t tell if Waits is totally screwing around with the host, or just being himself. Here&#8217;s the clip (10 second ogg): Q: I don&#8217;t want to misquote you, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/adam.rosi-kessel.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}