| Example |
Photo
Type |
What
They Want
You to Think |
The
Truth |
 |
Blurry |
Artistic |
Has acne,
possibly moustache if female |
 |
Anime |
Eccentric, possibly Japanese |
Computer programmer |
 |
Holding some sort of
alcoholic beverage |
Fun, laid back |
There has never been a
photograph taken of them where they weren't
holding an alcoholic beverage |
 |
Very closely cropped |
Enigmatic |
Fat |
 |
Dude jamming on guitar |
He's in a popular band
and rocks out all the time |
Unemployed |
 |
Close-up of breasts,
usually in bustier |
Sexy and naughty |
Fat |
 |
Face at strange, usually
downward, angle |
Eccentric, possibly supermodel |
Unattractive; this is
the only good picture of them ever taken |
 |
Dark, brooding |
Doesn't care |
Dangerous, possibly a
pirate |
 |
Cartoon character such
as Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird |
Cute, playful |
Immature, probably fat |
 |
Guy with beard sitting
on couch |
Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard |
Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard |